Monday, July 26, 2010

Educating Rita: Hamish Meldrum the evil twin

It is rare day indeed when Doctor Bloggs can educate Dr Rita Pal, and when that day happens even Dr Tracey Bloggs is not saint enough to let it pass.

If you read about Hamish Meldrum of the British Medical Association, on Ward 87 you may think this man had some standing. However this is not the case, Hamish Meldrum's name has a horribly familiar ring because he is Victor Meldrew's the evil twin. Hamish has taken advantage of the name and reputation of his delightful and charming twin brother, Victor Meldrew.

Family also include the cast from Last of the Summer Wine. Need I say more?



For those who don't recognise Hamish Mildew, he is pictured top right and bottom left. The family resemblance is clear. Victor Meldrew is top left.


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Sunday, July 25, 2010

Doctor Bloggs supports Professor Steven Bolsin


Although it is a moot point whether the Professor wants the support of Doctor Bloggs and the Nasty Gnome Party.


Dr Tracey Bloggs believe that people should do the job they are paid for, not the one they want. Too many troubles of the NHS come down to cheap management. By that I don't mean financially cheap but intellectually cheap. People "leading beyond their authority", sticking their noses in where they are not needed instead of doing what they are meant to and making sure that they do what needs to be done.

Professor Steven Bolsin knows a bad doctor when he sees one. He also knows that people (including doctors) should stick to what they are good at. Too many people think that knowing how to bully people that makes them a leader and fit to be in charge.

We are accountable for what we do, all the wishing in the world won't raise the dead nor make assisting suicide any other than murder. Doctor Bloggs believes that if you want to kill someone, you should be open about it, whether it is patients or relatives and that you should come out and say "I wish you were dead". Bristol was a disgrace, but was like so much in the medical profession swept under the carpet. Bad doctors must be brought to account and just because it is accepted practice or everyone else was doing it, does not make it right.

For example, there is now a new medical carpet to sweep mistakes under. It is called "assisted suicide" or as Doctor Bloggs prefers to call it "how to murder friends and relatives". Other names include "palliative care pathway" and Britain leads the world in its the "quality of death". A sad prize for a once proud medical profession.

In Quality of death Britain leads the world. Even though we now have the worst medicine, fewer scanners and the highest mortality from cancer, we know how to sweep the evidence under the carpet. (The Metro) - as Doctor Tracey says - "In this country, unlike anywhere else in the Europe, apart from perhaps Germany and Russia, we have years of practice in getting rid of people without making a fuss about it"


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Monday, July 12, 2010

Peter Mandelson - the filling falls out

Doctor Bloggs is not referring to Peter Mandelson's long awaited tome but to the collagen in Peter Mandelson's forehead. It seems that "getting work done" not just de rigeur for celebrities but for also New Labour. It comes as no surprise to Doctor Bloggs that he took so little part in the election campaign, he had a bad case of loose fillings, and his face might have fallen off at at any moment

Still Brown's experience might be reassuring, just as you think it can't get any worse, you find yourself being filmed - in a radio studio.... ??? and no one buys your book, because in coalition politics - you are yesterday's news.



September 2009 Mandelson went from left to right - and now its seems he's going back to his old look - craggy and familiar


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Monday, June 28, 2010

A tribute to Dr Rita Pal

Doctor Tracey Bloggs apologises to all those who have been inconvenienced by her absence and in pleased to have reached the stage of being again able to say hello to the world, unfettered by any constraints on her eloquence.

She would like to begin with a tribute to a doctor whose work she has steadfastly admired since being introduced to the world of blogging and the alternative dimensions of cyberspace: Dr Rita Pal. Doctor Bloggs was pleased to know she is not alone in her admiration of Dr Rita, whose name is engraved forever on the Wall of Honour in the Royal Society of Medicine. It is a well deserved honour and tribute to see Dr Rita Pal's name amongst the great and the good of medicine, including Herr Catto himself, as well as numerous other illustrious professors.






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Saturday, April 17, 2010

Gordon Brown, plastic surgery and antidepressants

Yesterday Doctor Bloggs sought to end speculation as to whether or not Gordon Brown had cosmetic surgery in 2007, 2008, 2009 and a little bit of botox prior to calling a general election

This is her evidence




It doesn't stop there, if a little antidepressant is good, more must be better.




Sadly Doctor Bloggs is waiting for Gordon Brown to descend into a gibbering wreck just prior to election day as too many antidepressants overwhelm his brain and he descends into paranoid hypomanic madness



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Iceland bows to pressure and offers compensation



The Icelandic government has, under pressure from (The Dark Lord) Peter Mandelson agreed to compensate Britons whose flights have been cancelled as a result of the volcanic activity in Iceland.

It is as yet unclear as to whether this offer will be extended to all EU citizens

This news will boost Labour's campaign which floundered once Nick Clegg refused join the Labour Party



This unexpected offer ensures Labour voters are returned to the UK in time for the election.

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Peter Mandelson scoops up the debris as the cracks begin to show

Peter Mandelson scoops up the debris, as his recent work begins to fall apart -


Under intense pressure, Peter Mandelson's forehead filler starts to give way under the strain. Remember the baby's bottom smoothness of his original work?

see the original post here

More evidence shows the pressure under which Peter Mandelson's forehead now operates




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